luxerae:

my boyfriend said that I’m more supportive than a Victoria’s Secret push up bra.

(via i-nh-al-e)

jaclcfrost:

if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners

(via jookerie)